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(Poor John: John tries to PRETEND like he ENJOYS writing email after email... while his friends just LAAAUGH and LAUGH. Vlad smiles awkwardly speechless, Bill points at how bad his emails are while Jenny just silently judges.
Please... don't be John.)
I don't talk out of my ass often, but when I do, I never take myself too seriously... Because, hey, life isn't going to live itself! Do you really want to deep-dive to learn EVERYTHING you need to know about email marketing?
(Uuuuughh...) There are too many other adventures to be had in life!
When it comes to getting things done in my business, I never blow smoke, and I never waste time.
To make our own email marketing fast and always effective, we built and market-tested templates based on our highest-converting emails that we spent years perfecting.
Then we decided to make the templates, training, and tactics available to YOU. We birthed our email marketing baby and named it...
Mail.Click.Profit.
We want to speed up YOUR process of getting profitable emails finished and deployed, so that YOU can get both an IMMEDIATE ROI AND GO ENJOY MORE OF YOUR LIFE... instead of wasting it trying to re-invent the ecom wheel while waiting MONTHS (or years!) for an ROI.
There is SO MUCH MONEY waiting to be plucked! It's so easy that...
(Poor John: John tries to PRETEND like he ENJOYS writing email after email... while his friends just LAAAUGH and LAUGH. Vlad just smiles, awkwardly speechless, Bill's kind of a jerk and points at how bad his emails are while Jenny silently judges. Please... don't be John.)
I don't talk out of my ass often, but when I do, I never take myself too seriously... Because, hey, life isn't going to live itself! Do you really want to deep-dive to learn EVERYTHING you need to know about email marketing? It's an ENTIRELY NEW skillset to learn! (⊙ˍo)
(Uuuuughh...) There are too many other adventures to be had in life!
When it comes to getting things done in my business, I never blow smoke, and I never waste time when there are faster AND cheaper ways to get s*** done.
To make our own email marketing fast and always effective, we built and market-tested templates based on our highest-converting emails that we spent years perfecting.
Then we decided to make those templates, training, and tactics available to YOU. We birthed our email marketing baby and named it... Mail.Click.Profit.
THEN, for good measure, we built custom software to make it 576M times FASTER to create the emails each month.
We want to speed up YOUR process of getting profitable emails finished and deployed, so that YOU can get both an IMMEDIATE ROI AND GO ENJOY MORE OF YOUR LIFE... instead of wasting it trying to re-invent the ecom wheel while waiting MONTHS (or years!) for an ROI.
There is SO MUCH MONEY waiting to be plucked! It's so easy that...
It's just
Mail.Click.Stupid-Simple.
It's just
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So, what's your story?
Ok...
... you've been selling on Amazon for a while now. The initial dreams are a bit tarnished by reality. You've been kicked a few times by Amazon - in the shin, in the teeth, maybe even in the "jewels"......
(by jewels, I mean "bank account"...what were YOU thinking?!? hmmm... 🤔)
And it seems to happen EVERY. Freaking. Day.
It's a struggle to make more sales, keep products ranked, keep profits up, launch NEW products, fight hijackers, bow and scrape to Amazon Seller Central...
And in the line of fire, you miss some low-hanging fruit... sales that email marketing can EASILY generate if you just had the email systems in place.
(Bwahahaa... see what I did there??!?...)
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(Bwahahaa... see what I did there??!?...) 👉
Okay, so you've been selling on Amazon for a while now. The initial dreams are a bit tarnished by reality. You've been kicked a few times by Amazon - in the shin, in the teeth, maybe even in the "jewels"...
(by jewels, I mean "bank account"...what were YOU thinking?!? hmmm... 🤔)
And it seems to happen EVERY. Freaking. Day.
It's a struggle to make more sales, keep products ranked, keep profits up, launch NEW products, fight hijackers, bow and scrape to Amazon Seller Central...
And in the line of fire, you miss some low-hanging fruit... sales that email marketing can EASILY generate if you just had the email systems in place.
After you select a path, scroll down to the ORANGE line for the new story!
Fisel never figures out how to use email marketing
Fisel chooses to go it alone and figure it out himself...
Fisel decides to find a shortcut and signs up for Mail.Click.Profit.
[Scroll & start again at the ORANGE line!]
Meet Fearless Fisel...
Mousepreneur Extraordinaire!
He might be a SMALL seller, but
he has the HEART of an ecom LION.
Once upon a time... in a small town nestled within the bustling city, there lived a little mouse named Fisel. Fisel was an ambitious and industrious mouse with a knack for finding unique and quirky products. One day, while exploring the vast labyrinth of the internet, Fisel stumbled upon the world of Amazon.com. He was amazed by the countless products and the vast opportunities that the platform offered. This sparked an idea in his tiny mouse brain - he could sell his unique finds on Amazon and build a successful business!
Fisel immediately set to work. He diligently researched Amazon's policies, studied their strict rules, and painstakingly gathered all the required documents to become a seller. The little mouse worked tirelessly day and night to create his online storefront, which he named "Fisel's Fabulous Finds." Finally, the day came when Fisel's store went live on Amazon, and he eagerly awaited his first customers.
Once upon a time in a small town nestled within the bustling city, there lived a little mouse named Fisel. Fisel was an ambitious and industrious mouse with a knack for finding unique and quirky products. One day, while exploring the vast labyrinth of the internet, Fisel stumbled upon the world of Amazon.com. He was amazed by the countless products and the vast opportunities that the platform offered. This sparked an idea in his tiny mouse brain - he could sell his unique finds on Amazon and build a successful business!
Fisel immediately set to work. He diligently researched Amazon's policies, studied their strict rules, and painstakingly gathered all the required documents to become a seller. The little mouse worked tirelessly day and night to create his online storefront, which he named "Fisel's Fabulous Finds." Finally, the day came when Fisel's store went live on Amazon, and he eagerly awaited his first customers.
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What path does Fisel take?!?... YOU decide!
Fisel never figures out how to leverage email for Amazon
Fisel chooses to
go it alone
and figure it out himself...
Fisel decides to find a shortcut and leverages Mail.Click.Profit.
However, Fisel couldn't help but be scared of Amazon's strict rules and the scare tactics they used to enforce them. He had heard countless stories of sellers being suspended or banned for even the slightest infractions. Fisel knew that he had to be cautious and follow the rules to the letter, lest he risk losing his store and livelihood.
As the weeks went by, Fisel noticed that his store wasn't gaining as much traction as he had hoped. He knew that he needed to do something to boost his visibility and attract more customers. That's when he heard about email marketing, a proven technique to drive sales and increase customer loyalty. However, Fisel didn't know how to go about it, and the idea of reaching out to customers directly seemed daunting.
Fisel's fear of Amazon's wrath only intensified his reluctance to try email marketing. He had heard stories of sellers who had faced severe consequences for not adhering to Amazon's communication guidelines. Fisel was terrified of making a mistake and ending up on the receiving end of Amazon's fury.
Paralyzed by his fear, Fisel failed to take the initiative to learn about email marketing or seek help from experts. As a result, he continued to struggle to attract customers and grow his business. Each day, Fisel watched as other sellers thrived and expanded their reach, while he remained stuck in the same place.
Despite his passion for his products and his genuine desire to succeed, Fisel's fear of Amazon's strict rules and scare tactics held him back. He became increasingly disheartened and frustrated as he watched his dreams of a successful online business slip through his tiny paws.
In the end, Fisel's inability to overcome his fear of email marketing and Amazon's wrath prevented him from ever getting ahead. His store, Fisel's Fabulous Finds, remained a small and obscure presence in the vast world of Amazon.com. The ambitious and industrious little mouse never realized his full potential, and his dreams of building a thriving business remained just that - dreams.
However, Fisel couldn't help but be scared of Amazon's strict rules and the scare tactics they used to enforce them. He had heard countless stories of sellers being suspended or banned for even the slightest infractions. Fisel knew that he had to be cautious and follow the rules to the letter, lest he risk losing his store and livelihood.
As the weeks went by, Fisel noticed that his store wasn't gaining as much traction as he had hoped. He knew that he needed to do something to boost his visibility and attract more customers. That's when he heard about email marketing, a proven technique to drive sales and increase customer loyalty. However, Fisel didn't know how to go about it, and the idea of reaching out to customers directly seemed daunting.
Fisel's fear of Amazon's wrath made him reluctant to try email marketing, but he knew that he couldn't let his fear hold him back any longer. Instead of spending countless hours trying to learn everything himself, Fisel discovered Mail.Click.Profit., a service that provided him with all the templates and guidance he needed to get his email marketing up and running.
Mail.Click.Profit. helped Fisel avoid the time and energy of needing to learn it all himself. They provided him with carefully crafted templates, optimized for his unique products, and ensured that he stayed compliant with Amazon's rules. Fisel's email marketing campaign took off, and he started to see a significant increase in sales and customer loyalty.
Thanks to Mail.Click.Profit., Fisel became profitable even more quickly than he had ever imagined. His store gained immense popularity, and he soon became known for his fantastic customer service and unique finds. The little mouse's business continued to grow, and he built an impressive reputation in the world of Amazon.com.
Eventually, Fisel's success caught the attention of a big company that offered him a substantial amount of money to acquire his brand. Overwhelmed with joy and gratitude, Fisel agreed to the deal and sold his beloved "Fisel's Fabulous Finds." With the fortune he had made, Fisel retired to a beautiful beach in the Caribbean, where he spent his days basking in the sun and sipping margaritas.
Fisel's journey serves as an inspiring example of the power of seeking help and embracing smart solutions. By choosing to use Mail.Click.Profit., Fisel not only accelerated his success but also ensured a bright and relaxing future for himself in the warm sands of the Caribbean.
However, Fisel couldn't help but be scared of Amazon's strict rules and the scare tactics they used to enforce them. He had heard countless stories of sellers being suspended or banned for even the slightest infractions. Fisel knew that he had to be cautious and follow the rules to the letter, lest he risk losing his store and livelihood.
As the weeks went by, Fisel noticed that his store wasn't gaining as much traction as he had hoped. He knew that he needed to do something to boost his visibility and attract more customers. That's when he heard about email marketing, a proven technique to drive sales and increase customer loyalty. However, Fisel didn't know how to go about it, and the idea of reaching out to customers directly seemed daunting.
Determined to succeed all on his own without any help from anyone, Fisel decided to invest his time, energy, and money into attending seminars and training sessions to learn about email marketing. He traveled far and wide, paying hefty fees to attend workshops led by industry experts. The little mouse spent countless hours listening to lectures, taking notes, and practicing the techniques he was taught.
Fisel's journey to learn email marketing was a long and arduous one. It consumed a significant portion of his savings, and he found himself dedicating most of his waking hours to mastering the art of crafting compelling emails and optimizing his campaigns. The little mouse was often exhausted and overwhelmed, but he persisted, driven by his ambition to make his business a success.
After months of attending seminars and training sessions, Fisel finally felt ready to implement his newfound email marketing skills. He crafted engaging emails, targeted the right audience, and adhered to Amazon's communication guidelines. It was a laborious and time-consuming process, but eventually, Fisel started to see some positive results.
Slowly but surely, Fisel's store began to gain more visibility, and customers flocked to his unique finds. His sales increased, and he was able to expand his product range. However, the long and challenging journey had taken its toll on the little mouse. He was often fatigued and found it difficult to enjoy the fruits of his labor fully.
Fisel's story is a testament to the power of determination and hard work, but it also serves as a reminder of the challenges that come with learning complex skills like email marketing. The little mouse's investment of time, energy, and money had eventually paid off, but it had been an incredibly demanding and exhausting journey.
In the end, Fisel managed to build a successful business on Amazon, but the path he had chosen was far from easy. His tale highlights the importance of perseverance and dedication, while also shedding light on the potential costs and struggles that come with tackling new skills alone.
After you select a new path, scroll back up to the ORANGE line for the NEW story!
Fisel never figures out how to use email marketing
Fisel chooses to go it alone and figure it out himself...
Fisel decides to find a shortcut and signs up for Mail.Click.Profit.
[Scroll & start again at the ORANGE line!]
It's just
Mail.Click.Smart.
(Poor John: John tries to PRETEND like he ENJOYS writing email after email... while his friends just LAUGH and LAUGH. Bill points at how bad it is while Jenny just silently judges. Please... don't be John.)
I don't talk out of my ass often, but when I do, I never take myself too seriously... Because, hey, life isn't going to live itself! Do you really want to deep-dive to learn EVERYTHING you need to know about email marketing? There are too many other adventures to be had in life!
To make our email marketing fast and always effective, we built templates based on our highest-converting emails that we spent years perfecting.
When it comes to getting things done in my business, I never blow smoke, and I never waste time.
That's why we created Mail.Click.Profit... We want to speed up YOUR process of getting profitable emails figured out, finished and deployed, so that YOU can get both an IMMEDIATE ROIand go LIVE MORE LIFE... instead of wasting it trying to re-invent the ecom wheel while waiting MONTHS for an ROI.
(It's what I like to call "Mail.Click.Stupid-Simple.")
We consistently see 30-40+% of our total revenues rolling in from our email marketing activities. To put that in perspective, if you are NOT using email and you then add-in that EXTRA 30% - that is equal to an INCREASE IN REVENUE OF 42.8% OVER BASELINE.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR YOU? If you are NOT using email marketing in your Amazon or Shopify business, then you are LOSING anywhere from 31% to 48% of what should be virtually FREE REVENUE.
All because you don't have this buttoned-up and automated. Are you willing to let that slide??
To get this nailed down all by yourself, all that it would cost you is the price of an email provider, and.......
And, oh yeah, spending the time it takes to learn ALL the knowledge and wisdom of ALL the processes, systems, segmenting, tracking, copywriting skills, figuring out WHAT emails you need to write and in what order, and ALL the months and YEARS of practice, testing, and experience in making it ALL work...
Yikes. Not so simple afterall, eh?
Yikes. Not so simple afterall, eh?
The Mighty and Wise Oracle of Bikini Bottom says the answer is all about...
The Mighty and Wise
Oracle of Bikini Bottom
says the answer is all about...
You're RIGHT, Sponge Bob!!!
It really IS all about IMAGINATION! What if there IS a shortcut?! A way that YOU don't have to figure it out YOURSELF and somehow pull it out of your OWN Bikini Bottom?!?...
It would be like cooking just ONE delicious Krabby Patty, but being able to EAT them...
FOREVER!!
It's just
Mail.Click.Wise.
I'm glad you asked...!
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SOP.Profit.Library.
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EnzoGPT AI Software (coming soon!)
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EnzoGPT AI Software (coming soon!)
Kinda crazy, huh? It's okay... take a minute and digest all of that.
Curious what all of it means for YOU and YOUR BUSINESS?
Another great question! To put it in SUPER direct terms, what it means is that
you will add ROI-yielding assets every single month, and THAT means that
you will be increasing your revenues FURTHER over baseline every single month.
It starts out strong, keeps getting stronger, and quickly turns into something that...
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Content.Calendar.
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OMG... 😱 Look up above at just how complicated even just the GRAPHIC for this process is! Do you REALLY want to be figuring out YOUR OWN content calendar... all by yourself... alone... sad... crying... every month... from scratch?!?? ...eesh...
Just... Nooope....
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(Fair-warning: Once we go live with the software, Enzo will become an upsell "add-on")
EIGHT:
EnzoGPT AI Software (coming soon!)
EIGHT:
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